”Life’s too short to not be happy… together!!”
Hello, and welcome to my sucky Tumblr. It’s generally Hetalia and Sherlock (Shertalia? Hetalock? Eh,) all up in this bitch, and I’ll occasionally have some good ol’ Homestuck or Avengers, but there are also some other random gems thrown among them. Enjoy yourself.
things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
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I made a mixtape. Please listen to it I put a lot of thought and love into this okay.
BOOTY MUSIC: A MIX FOR BOOTIES BY BOOTIES
Track list:
- Booty Music - Deepside
- Booty Me Down - Kstylis
- Shake That Monkey - Too Short
- Shake It…
This is everything I never knew I needed
- # but really
- # don't they have to pay a fine back to the library for losing it
- # did they already pay it then just sell it on amazon
- # those stickers were a bitch to get off you know
- # and how many taco shells would that even be
- # like damn girl you must love tacos
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sure, kiddo!
Tumblr Crushes:
the noise i just made was not human
this is not a drill somebody actually likes my blog
oh god i’ve been found out
my days of silently forcing my love on strangers are over
i just get strings of notes from you sometimes i literally love you and i’ve never even talked to you
oh god i feel like such a creep i am so sorry
sure, kiddo!
Tumblr Crushes:
the noise i just made was not human
this is not a drill somebody actually likes my blog
oh god i’ve been found out
my days of silently forcing my love on strangers are over
i have this problem where every time i see the word “le” i have horrifically nightmarish flashbacks to that one time i visited 9gag and i begin to hallucinate awful meme comics
sure, kiddo!
Tumblr Crushes:
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
you know how you start watching/reading something all like ‘yeah this is just for fun nothing will come of it lol’ and then suddenly you find yourself liking the characters and maybe shipping them a little bit and hmm maybe headcanons and suddenly you’re downloading fanmixes and crying and looking back wondering how exactly it got so bad
ok who the hell looked at this creature and went
“im going to turn this thing blue and give it oversized gloves and shoes
and make it the fastest thing on the planet”
